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What I thought was a strange request turned out to be one of the funniest dates I’ve ever had. I was told that I’d be meeting this Gentleman at a hotel and to arrive at 2:22 pm. Two. Twenty. Two. Not before. Not after. But right at 2:22. I almost had the driver show up […]

I once had a Client who always structured our dates the exact same way. Once a month, on a Friday, he’d fly in from I don’t know where (didn’t ask) and spend the weekend with me. Dinner at 8 pm and always at the same hotel restaurant, brunch 12:30 at the same cafe, and drinks […]

She walked into the restaurant and I felt like a young man again. I stood to greet her and she returned my greeting with the warmest smile. She leaned in for a kiss on the cheek and I caught the slightest whisper of her perfume. Roses, just as I requested. Her dress was a shade […]

I’ve spent ten glorious days in this villa and I don’t want to go home. I must remember to either book as much travel in in the winter as possible, or book none at all. Coming back from these little pockets of paradise, only to land in five inches of snow in the middle of […]

He likes to wait. More specifically, he likes when I make him wait. In his world, no one ever makes him wait. What he asks for, he receives. What he wants, he gets right away. Except me. For me he waits. The first time he booked a date with me, he noted that he was […]

We arranged to meet at a restaurant near her hotel. It was her first time and I felt she picked the location just in case she wanted to have an “out”. I understood. The idea of this kind of date is tempting to many, but not everyone goes through with it. I was ready for […]

The Japanese have really out done themselves this time. In an attempt to promote condom usage they have released a cookbook entitled Condom Meals I Want to Make for You. It’s full of prophylactic related dishes such as, condom meat stuffing, condom sushi, and condom cookies too. This fascinating addition to the world’s culinary bookshelf […]