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“He felt like having sushi, so he took me to Japan”, will probably be the first sentence in my future memoir. The best part is that it’s true. I first met this Gentleman on a regular date. We went to dinner at one of the city’s best Japanese restaurants where he was apparently a regular; […]
200 Balloons
200 Balloons

What I thought was a strange request turned out to be one of the funniest dates I’ve ever had. I was told that I’d be meeting this Gentleman at a hotel and to arrive at 2:22 pm. Two. Twenty. Two. Not before. Not after. But right at 2:22. I almost had the driver show up […]
The Spice of Life
The Spice of Life

I once had a Client who always structured our dates the exact same way. Once a month, on a Friday, he’d fly in from I don’t know where (didn’t ask) and spend the weekend with me. Dinner at 8 pm and always at the same hotel restaurant, brunch 12:30 at the same cafe, and drinks […]
Anniversary
Anniversary

She walked into the restaurant and I felt like a young man again. I stood to greet her and she returned my greeting with the warmest smile. She leaned in for a kiss on the cheek and I caught the slightest whisper of her perfume. Roses, just as I requested. Her dress was a shade […]
Breakfast Can Wait
Breakfast Can Wait

I’ve spent ten glorious days in this villa and I don’t want to go home. I must remember to either book as much travel in in the winter as possible, or book none at all. Coming back from these little pockets of paradise, only to land in five inches of snow in the middle of […]
Anticipation
Anticipation

He likes to wait. More specifically, he likes when I make him wait. In his world, no one ever makes him wait. What he asks for, he receives. What he wants, he gets right away. Except me. For me he waits. The first time he booked a date with me, he noted that he was […]
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We arranged to meet at a restaurant near her hotel. It was her first time and I felt she picked the location just in case she wanted to have an “out”. I understood. The idea of this kind of date is tempting to many, but not everyone goes through with it. I was ready for […]
Sex & Food: Cooking With Condoms – A Japanese Phenomenon
Sex & Food: Cooking With Condoms – A Japanese Phenomenon

The Japanese have really out done themselves this time. In an attempt to promote condom usage they have released a cookbook entitled Condom Meals I Want to Make for You. It’s full of prophylactic related dishes such as, condom meat stuffing, condom sushi, and condom cookies too. This fascinating addition to the world’s culinary bookshelf […]
Sex & Food: The Alluring Smell of Pumpkin Pie
Sex & Food: The Alluring Smell of Pumpkin Pie

Sex & Food: The Alluring Smell of Pumpkin Pie Scent, even just a whiff, can create a powerful sexual response. Doctors at the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Centre have discovered that pumpkin pie, the traditional Thanksgiving dessert, gets men all riled up and ready for the bedroom. The smell of pumpkin pie increased […]
Pumpkin Spice and everything nice
Pumpkin Spice and everything nice

Seriously!  Can you believe that there is the possibility of pumpkin spice condoms from Reckitt Benckisers, the makers of Durex Condoms?  They are considering adding the flavour to their line of “Taste Me” condoms that include apple, strawberry, banana and orange.  So far there is no firm answer from the company if they are developing […]