Posted on 2014.07.01
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Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
Analinus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
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[su_column size=”1/2″] [su_spoiler title=”B” ] Babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
Bait and Switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
Bareback = without condom
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
Blue Pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
Butter Gace = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
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[su_spoiler title=”C” ]CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
Cover = condom
Cups of Coffee = releases
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[su_spoiler title=”D” ]DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
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[su_spoiler title=”E” ]ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body
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[su_spoiler title=”F”]Facial = cumming on partner’s face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
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[su_spoiler title=”G”]Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
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[su_column size=”1/2″][su_spoiler title=”H”]Hardwood Floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
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[su_spoiler title=”I”]IMHO = in my humble opinion
Interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
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[su_spoiler title=”L”]Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
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[su_spoiler title=”M”]Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I’d like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
Mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
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[su_spoiler title=”N”]NSA = no strings attached
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[su_spoiler title=”O”]OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
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[su_spoiler title=”P”]Papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
Party Hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
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[su_spoiler title=”R”]RA = relaxation assistant
Raincoat = condom
RB = myredbook.com
Rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse Cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse Massage = you massage her
Roman Shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
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[su_spoiler title=”S”]SC = Strip Club
Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
South of the Border = gential region
Southern France = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
Spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
Stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
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[su_spoiler title=”T”]Teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tossing Salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
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[su_spoiler title=”W”]WTF = What the fuck?
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[su_spoiler title=”X”]XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
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[su_spoiler title=”Y”]YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
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[su_spoiler title=”#”]1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
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